Even if he had a blood of an Eskimo...

It wouldn't be strange at all.

They rocked!!!

Cover group from Thailand.

Happy Birthday, Kevin!

Hwaiting, Dongho!

Eli will eat his hand if your movie doesn't succeed.

Mona Lisa's Smile

Flawless KiSSeop.

Korean Language Classes

Alexander-teacher.

The most influential person on Twitter!

It's Alex. He has showed some apples recently.

And what has Junsu done just now?

2PM lacks new ideas?????????

[MV] Man Man Ha Ni

Final Round!

I have been afraid for a very long time. I was scared to analyze this video. You know, if you have seen their previous videos, you would think: “OMG, OMG, they’re such cute babies from a village, OMG, I love them, I would pinch them all day long, OMG”. But not now. U-Kiss went straight ahead to the cellar of hell. They became evil, bad boys. Satan was a director. Wrrrrr!!!

It’s so dark that a word “mystery” comes quickly to mind. I mean, why so dark? You should have given a lot of light, since this is the first video for Kiseop! And he is the real prince of darkness here, with his flawless face and his silent charm. Have I just said: “silent”? Oh, yes, sooo true. He is too mysterious to sing here. If he had used his voice, their video would have got banned because of the offense of religious sensibilities. <666>

The only brighter thing in the video is Kevin’s car. Kevin’s yellow car. I think I would be extremely shocked if I had to think that Kevin is a devil as well.  Have you ever heard him shout? Ofc, he has screamed a few times when he was scared. But have you seen his rage? I haven’t. Kevin is an angel. It doesn’t match with the concept, that’s why he must have worn a black outfit. But even now, it’s a black and WHITE outfit. Sorry, Kevin, you’re not qualified to rule in hell.

You thought that when you see a chimney sweep you’ll have luck? Not anymore. This video is an evidence, that Soohyun’s buttons will bring you to the dark side as well. He’s even standing in front of brown door and waiting to get you. And because he’s showing a little fragment of his body while wearing a net T-shirt, you’re more likely to get tempted. Beware!

The most passionate pagan here is Xander. Hello, this makes the problem an international affair! If he was Korean, I wouldn’t bother so much. But he’s seen so many different cultures and he has eventually found his way in hell. And have you seen his pose: \m/ ?

I am disappointed. I have thought he was a bright and optimistic person. Why choose hell? Why choose darkness? It’s too dark to even camwhore here!

Maybe he’s met a bad dude, Eli, who has showed him there’s only “One Way”. And then he has found these words painted everywhere. And Eli’s blond hair illuminate, maybe there’s another reason? I know there’s no logic. WHYYY? Cause it’s U-Kiss.

Don’t you find Kibum a person with the biggest amount of secrets? If it wasn’t a case, why would he cover his face with his own hair? For a moment, I have even thought he had lost one of his eyes. Fortunately it wasn’t true!!! Anyway, he looks the most interesting with these boots.

Satan invests in the youngest generation. Dongho got brand new black leather sofa, he had his hair dyed red at the pro barber’s, he was given new trainers. Probably he’s even become satan’s pupil and that’s the reason why he dances in a front line. I have always known that he is a beast, but I tried to consider the fact that his hormones were crazy. No. He’s a devil.

Last but not least, there’s also a cage-like something. I mean, it can’t be a cage because it would be to easy to escape. “Am I too easy to you?”. Is it really what this video is about? Maybe. But… If hell exists, wouldn’t it be best to have a large neon “U-KISS” and Soohyun as a guardian? And The Dark Army of U-Kiss inclusive? (…)

Kiseop: "Gee"

And now... Is SNSD cute for you? Not for me. Not anymore. Not even a little.