1. His hair. Black, blond, straight or wavy… Doesn’t really matter. Ofc, as long as they cover Kiseop’s ears.
2. His eyesight. You can feel shivers, even though he didn’t even lay a finger on you.
3. His glasses. Make him more intelligent, kinda a philosopher and even more mysterious kind of a guy.
4. His mouth. Usually they’re not smiling, they’re making something weird, like: this. But it’s charming anyway.
5. His chin. It’s a PURR-FECT chin. If ancient Greeks had seen Kiseop, they would have created only sculptures with his body and face.
6. His silver chain. It makes you think he’s rich and THAT makes you think he’s even more attractive.
7. His backpack. It proves he cares about his health and his stature. Good boy! we don’t want you to have any problems with your back. Dance for us forever.
8. His chest. I could write more about it, but why? Should we waste time…? JUST breath in, breath out.
9. His hands. They’re so soft and mild (don’t ask me why I know).
10. His wristwatch. Maybe you don’t know the time you fall in love with Kiseop, but He Does.
11. His toys. Because I’m also five at heart. That’s why we’re so compatible.
12. His phone. Even when you have already stopped to believe that he will ever call you.
13. His casual style. Still, ullzang is ullzang.
14. His pockets. I always find it funny to imagine what people have there.
15. His waist. Makes you want to feed him. /Attention. It’s dangerous to let Kiseop eat how much he wants if you also plan to have a dinner./
16. His heart. I know I share it with all those crazy KissMes, but does it really matter…? ;)
I have been afraid for a very long time. I was scared to analyze this video. You know, if you have seen their previous videos, you would think: “OMG, OMG, they’re such cute babies from a village, OMG, I love them, I would pinch them all day long, OMG”. But not now. U-Kiss went straight ahead to the cellar of hell. They became evil, bad boys. Satan was a director. Wrrrrr!!!
It’s so dark that a word “mystery” comes quickly to mind. I mean, why so dark? You should have given a lot of light, since this is the first video for Kiseop! And he is the real prince of darkness here, with his flawless face and his silent charm. Have I just said: “silent”? Oh, yes, sooo true. He is too mysterious to sing here. If he had used his voice, their video would have got banned because of the offense of religious sensibilities. <666>
The only brighter thing in the video is Kevin’s car. Kevin’s yellow car. I think I would be extremely shocked if I had to think that Kevin is a devil as well.Have you ever heard him shout? Ofc, he has screamed a few times when he was scared. But have you seen his rage? I haven’t. Kevin is an angel. It doesn’t match with the concept, that’s why he must have worn a black outfit. But even now, it’s a black and WHITE outfit. Sorry, Kevin, you’re not qualified to rule in hell.
You thought that when you see a chimney sweep you’ll have luck? Not anymore. This video is an evidence, that Soohyun’s buttons will bring you to the dark side as well. He’s even standing in front of brown door and waiting to get you. And because he’s showing a little fragment of his body while wearing a net T-shirt, you’re more likely to get tempted. Beware!
The most passionate pagan here is Xander. Hello, this makes the problem an international affair! If he was Korean, I wouldn’t bother so much. But he’s seen so many different cultures and he has eventually found his way in hell. And have you seen his pose: \m/ ?
I am disappointed. I have thought he was a bright and optimistic person. Why choose hell? Why choose darkness? It’s too dark to even camwhore here!
Maybe he’s met a bad dude, Eli, who has showed him there’s only “One Way”. And then he has found these words painted everywhere. And Eli’s blond hair illuminate, maybe there’s another reason? I know there’s no logic. WHYYY? Cause it’s U-Kiss.
Don’t you find Kibum a person with the biggest amount of secrets? If it wasn’t a case, why would he cover his face with his own hair? For a moment, I have even thought he had lost one of his eyes. Fortunately it wasn’t true!!! Anyway, he looks the most interesting with these boots.
Satan invests in the youngest generation. Dongho got brand new black leather sofa, he had his hair dyed red at the pro barber’s, he was given new trainers. Probably he’s even become satan’s pupil and that’s the reason why he dances in a front line. I have always known that he is a beast, but I tried to consider the fact that his hormones were crazy. No. He’s a devil.
Last but not least, there’s also a cage-like something. I mean, it can’t be a cage because it would be to easy to escape. “Am I too easy to you?”. Is it really what this video is about? Maybe. But… If hell exists, wouldn’t it be best to have a large neon “U-KISS” and Soohyun as a guardian? And The Dark Army of U-Kiss inclusive? (…)
Xander could have suffered depression...
because he lives a hectic life (no sleep, many schedules),
because everyone blames him for jokes about Kibum's love,
because he beats Eli's broken hand, and fans don't understand
because fans love his golden shoes more than the real singer,
because they may not be going to Macau...
I even found some sings, like staying alone (or with a grandma), overusing the net (seems I'm depressed as well, anyway...) and even this "innocent" talk about alcohols...
He's even a maniac, since it's so hard for him to sleep in a place when another person can breathe or snore (or generally: move).
BUT.
Xander found a way out!
Shopping is the best healing!
/And fans would like Xander more than his silver shoes, I believe.
Anyway, I hope Xander will always smile and his fancams will shine brightly!
But something really tragic occurred. Allkpop should definitely keep it a secret.
Now life is like this:
(I think he's even considering returning to his blond hair ;) )
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I don't even understand, Minho can have everyone, from Changmin to BoA... Anyway...
Kevin, you still have Eli!
Don’t be a no-life! You can find life not only on the Internet, but also in the club! This advertisement of pure pleasure at the noisy and crowded place really makes you think about your life, wasted, idle and futile. WTF, if you knew Kevin would come… Maybe…
The first person you’ll catch sight of will most likely be Eli. And you’ll see him… catching sight of woman’s breast. This guy knows how to do this… “He met a girl last night”. Yes, is that why he’s holding his pants?
The rest of U-KISS must be freaking jealous. They get themselves totally prepared for the night party.They can feel the fever. They want to be as hot as Eli.
But still… They are just a bunch of mere followers. Like.. Eli’s the boss and U-KISS is the chorus.
You could say that all the members are attractive and if you bumped into them in the club you would choose either Kevin or Soohyun (or anyone else). It concerns me a lot why is Eli the only happy guy during the night. Why can’t others’ dreams and visions be fulfilled?
I am really curious.
Maybe that is because the light is so garish, dumb and wild that girls can’t see Kevin’s pure face.
Or maybe girls do see it, but they’re too scared he’s prettier than they are?
Maybe it’s because Kibum hasn’t washed his hair and he’s scaring females with his hat. Don’t misunderstand, guy, we all know you have a nice dog and a popular brother, but that’s not enough since you haven’t written it on your forehead.
Dongho appears really attractive to me in this MV. He’s manly playing the drums and he’s so into it. I like the passion.
But…. In fact… In a club with a cheap music and cheap lights girls won’t really be interested in rockmen.
I can kinda understand why Xander isn’t successful. He isn’t here for girls. He came to get Kevin.
I believe the problem doesn’t lie with Soohyun himself. It’s just his fate to choose inappropriate type of girls. You remember him drooling over white shorts in “Not Young”? Now he’s drooling over a cheap girl from the 90’ disco club. Is it the kind of fever you want from your boyfriend-to-be?
But there’s also another option- they’re too intoxicated and they smell booze. It isn’t manly, it’s disgusting! And it can also clear up their awakward, but sooo happy choreography!
The MV is disappointing since we can’t see if Eli really gets to have fun at night. I hope he takes his hands out of his pockets.
U-KISS always have fun anyway.
PS. If Kiseop went with them, he would get a bunch of girlfriends.
To me, the song is a typical example of weltschmerz. Maybe you could say that I’m over- and misinterpreting, however U-KISS is an international group so it’s quite obvious they are likely to use even European motives. I am very proud to say, that their youth and innocence match the concept well.
The first voice we can hear in the MV is Kevin’s one. He was so young then and he looked so miserable with his black-haired image. I think he hurt a lot during that times. It appears to me that just after leaving his mother at home (alone, only with a fan), he rushes to find a whole new world he could accept.
Fortunately, he meets Eli. Eli is furious, always being treated like a kid. He just can’t listen to words like “You’re young”. Eli understands the world, he’s “ready for romance” and that is why I’m even happier that it started for him with Kevin Woo. For him, Kevin is desperate to pass the white fence of his childhood.
Some say that the crisis of adolescence is really visible at Alexander’s hair. WHAT THE HELL? I have even more curly hair and you must get to know THIS- curlies don’t really grow fast. Maybe that is the reason why Xander is still so aegyo.
The next thing is the connection between Kibum and Dongho. I won’t tell if I like the pairing or not (or maybe I should, since I know a person that suits Dongho better and I owe her sooo much). They’re quite manly for a Korean boysband since they’re playing basketball. But something seems wrong. Their youth must definitely be full of trauma, since the rain falls even in the building they are at. Or maybe their agency didn’t manage to mend the roof to their debut?
Yes, life is pain and “why does it always rain on me?”
The next sad thing about this MV is the fact that there’s only one girl. The only attractive thing about her is the length of her white shorts, but anyway, Soohyun’s one glimpse and he’s like: “You’re gonna be my lady!” with even more dramatic and emotional “Yooohoo!”. I am scared to ask about his intentions and instincts, but since he’s growing up… Okaaay.
Life is sooo troublesome, but HELL YEAH, we’re six cool boys so we have to find the way out of this shit.
Fortunately, to wash the pain away and relieve their frustration, they choose physical activities like… basketball and dancing. They’re still innocent- Kevin doesn’t read XXX magazines, Soohyun chooses dark glasses not to look at girls’ legs (or not to be seen doing that) and their union of hearts is so strong that they don’t even lock their lockers.
Even at the end of the MV we aren’t given an answer which path U-KISS really decided to take- bad boys, basketball players or cheerleaders… I just hope they don’t feel pain in their hearts, whatever they do.
